Tom Cruise Grew A Pair!

We recently saw this image circulating the great wide web of misinformation, nude girls, and madness. We never thought much of Tom Cruise. His movies are at best mediocre. And the dude is certifiably insane almost killing Oprah with his antics (not necessarily a bad thing). But damn, this takes balls…huge balls…the kind that make you sit awkward on the bus and requires the rental of a rascal at the mall because walking hurts waaaay too much. According to reports, the actor is promoting his newest movie by sitting atop the tallest skyscraper in the world, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.


Our hats off to you, Mr. Cruise…..for now.

Excuse me, Mr. Cruise.  I think these are yours.

Excuse me, Sir. I think these are yours.