Recipe for a Better Tomorrow

Take one part Justin Bieber, one part Jonas Brothers, and the entire cast from TMZ. Mix vigorously and place in an ordinary school bus. Lock this yellow vehicle full of mediocrity, douse in kerosene, and set ablaze in a similar fashion to bananas foster. In a dramatic move against non talented ass clowns, promptly push this fiery cage off a cliff with only the ground and Miley Cyrus to soften the blow. By these methods alone can we send those who sold their souls to the devil to their rightful place in hell.

I’m just saying…..

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