18 February 2009
Every man knows who Jessica Alba is. Because every man knows who she is, every woman knows as well. She has starred in some pretty good movies and has done some horrible ones as well. Either way she is partly responsible for my premature “habits.” Enjoy the photo set and make sure your keyboards are […]
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17 February 2009
According to Rep. Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvania the answer to the above question is a resounding, “Fuck yeah! Things could be really, really bad. I mean Mad Max, Road Warrior bad.” He didn’t exactly say those words but we here at Steak Army felt that a layman’s translation to this informative and eye opening video […]
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16 February 2009
Airplanes seem to be falling out of the sky lately. In reality planes crash pretty much all the time on a global scale. Whether they are large commercial jets or small single engine craft that weigh less than your fat aunt Helga, gravity will eventually catch up and smash you in the face with the […]
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10 February 2009
Gresso Design is known for its exclusive products that are technologically advanced and “Bling, Bling” at the same time. Their newest concoction is a USB drive known as the Pandora that retails just shy of a grand at $999.00. Why would you pay so much for a USB drive? It has a capacity of 64 […]
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07 February 2009
Everyone has seen the originals of these infomercials. One product actually looks pretty useful while the other is just a testament to how fucking lazy people are getting. Luckily Jacksfilms of YouTube and Junot00 of BREAK.com made these two popular TV spots almost as entertaining as Girls Gone Wild.
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31 January 2009
I like football. I like watching football. I like discussing football. I enjoy the humiliation and pain my friends experience when their teams lose. However, I don’t cry like a little bitch in front of my brethren when my favorite teams lose…and they lose plenty. ** ** I did cry once… but I was by […]
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31 January 2009
I ‘m sure many Steelers fans counted on their team going to the Superbowl before the season even started. And with the best defense in the league who could really blame them. On the flip side, nobody in the universe thought the Cardinals would make it to the Super Bowl. I think the Arizona players […]
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28 January 2009
This past Monday, a San Diego public defender got a special prize for doing his job. His client that day, Weusi McGowan, is suspected of home invasion robbery. McGowan, being the upset crazy motherfucker that he is, produced a zip lock bag of his own solid bodily waste. He proceeded to smear fecal matter all […]
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