Miniguns: God’s Can Openers

Not just a Mini Gun. But the Dillon Aero M-134D Minigun which is capable of firing over 3,000 rounds per minute at a maximum range of 1,100 yards. In addition to its awesome overwhelming firepower, it can be mounted inside an ordinary looking sport utility vehicle. You can easily head to the supermarket or pick up your kids from school and no one would ever suspect that the angel of death himself is drinking a beer and getting a BJ in the back seat. When its time to rock and roll, the roof pops open with the Dillon Aero spitting hot fire at anything that may threaten you and your family. This will easily handle those pesky playground bullies harassing your son or dirty lazy hobos asking for spare change.

If you are deliberating why you would need a device as cool as this, please leave this site immediately because you obviously have an itchy vagina. There is no need to think. For those of you that haven’t had your man cards revoked, watch the video below and try not to drool all over yourselves. If you do see one in your immediate future and can somehow finagle the proper paperwork and pay the exorbitant amount of money to buy one: We’ll bring the beer!

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