We at Steak Army are very fond of the nutritious elements found in beer: barley, hops, and all sorts of uh…fiber… and other things that I can’t really think of because I’m already drunk. In all reality, we just love beer because it makes the chunky chick next door look like a god damn supermodel. […]
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Miniguns: God’s Can Openers
Posted on 02 March 2009.
Not just a Mini Gun. But the Dillon Aero M-134D Minigun which is capable of firing over 3,000 rounds per minute at a maximum range of 1,100 yards. In addition to its awesome overwhelming firepower, it can be mounted inside an ordinary looking sport utility vehicle. You can easily head to the supermarket or pick […]
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The Only USB Drive that Will Get You Laid
Posted on 10 February 2009.
Gresso Design is known for its exclusive products that are technologically advanced and “Bling, Bling” at the same time. Their newest concoction is a USB drive known as the Pandora that retails just shy of a grand at $999.00. Why would you pay so much for a USB drive? It has a capacity of 64 […]
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Hannibal Lector’s new line of housewares!
Posted on 11 January 2009.
The next time you want to impress the ladies with your mean cooking skills and debonair demeanor, make sure to have this awesome and somewhat disturbing knife block in your kitchen.*** Artist and designer Maarten Baas has finally found the ultimate method of expressing yourself
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Why do I hear 70’s porn music???
Posted on 03 December 2008.
Having my own personal soundtrack has always been a nerdy fantasy of mine. At last I can train to the theme of rocky, browse for clothing with an upbeat jingle, and then pound bearded clam to some old school Motley Crue. This geeky creation lets you do it all via a glory emanating speaker placed […]
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