Take one part Justin Bieber, one part Jonas Brothers, and the entire cast from TMZ. Mix vigorously and place in an ordinary school bus. Lock this yellow vehicle full of mediocrity, douse in kerosene, and set ablaze in a similar fashion to bananas foster. In a dramatic move against non talented ass clowns,
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Recipe for a Better Tomorrow
Posted on 31 January 2010.
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The Spirit: Your five year old nephew could make a better film.
Posted on 31 December 2008.
I recently took the plunge and saw “The Spirit.” This is another graphic novel translated to film by Frank Miller. Miller has had a good track record so far with “300”: It was immensely violent, the cinematography was absolutely stunning, and everyone yelled all the time. “The Spirit” had great potential to be another kick […]
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If you suck at life, please don’t have kids.
Posted on 24 December 2008.
I was perusing the internet as I normally do after a large meal of meat and potatoes and I ran across this little gem of environmental philosophy. We as humans should discontinue procreating: not necessarily stop having sex but just stop having kids. I was extremely taken aback the first time I read this because […]
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Random Shenanigans
