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Going “Commando”

I recently visited the local supermarket to pick up a few required ingredients for that night’s dinner. I normally bypass the produce section as my body is allergic to all fruits and vegetables. I am lucky to have a body that performs best when fueled purely with the flesh of animals. This particular market required […]

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Obama’s Third Reich…

When people decide to make catchy slogans, especially when dealing with political leaders, they really need to do some research. This Barack Obama bumper sticker clearly supports our president. However, the creator’s intentions do not overshadow the historical significance of its wording. The Nazi party of World War II Germany used a similar slogan

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Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, and a Whole Lot of Hurt…

Snot Bubbles… Allow me to explain. The term snot bubble was formed in the NFL. Snot bubbles are formed when a player gets his ass completely lit up by an opposing player. This particular hit is so devastating that little bubbles of mucous form around the nose area. If you are unfamiliar with this effect, […]

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A Hardcore, Badass “Secret”

There are a lot of self help books out there. It is a genre filled with readers looking for guidance and the magic formula to life. I have done some research and many of these modern day gospels deal with creating positive thinking and shutting out negative energy. One reader decided to comment (via amazon.com) […]

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Your Toyota Corolla said you were in Las Vegas…

The world is great right now. I still don’t have a job, food prices have doubled, and I haven’t had sex in three years. Damn you Freddie and Fannie! It’s your fault that I didn’t go to college. Well at least my wife doesn’t know that I go to the local Beaver Hut three times […]

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Visa Black Card. You can’t have one!

Who are they kidding? While the U.S. government is throwing money left and right to prevent one of the worst financial meltdowns since the great depression, Barclay’s Bank, in their infinite wisdom have premiered their new Visa Black Card. This new piece of high end plastic caters to the ultra-wealthy who have access to what […]

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Scarlett Johansson …Yummy!

There are a lot of gorgeous women in Hollywood. But Scarlett has a fantastic girl next door look that will leave you speechless and naked on the corner because you blindly gave her everything you own. Yes I think she is that hot. Unfortunately she stars in the just released movie “The Spirit” which is […]

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The Spirit: Your five year old nephew could make a better film.

I recently took the plunge and saw “The Spirit.” This is another graphic novel translated to film by Frank Miller. Miller has had a good track record so far with “300”: It was immensely violent, the cinematography was absolutely stunning, and everyone yelled all the time. “The Spirit” had great potential to be another kick […]

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