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Megan Fox is…Foxy

There was this movie called “Transformers.”  It stars the incredibly hot bodied Megan Fox.  I honeslty couldn’t tell you anything else about this damn movie except that it starred some other people and featured a yellow car at some point.  I’ve seen this flick three times and still have no clue what the plot is.  […]

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As Seen on TV…

Everyone has seen the originals of these infomercials.  One product actually looks pretty useful while the other is just a testament to how fucking lazy people are getting.  Luckily Jacksfilms of YouTube and Junot00 of BREAK.com made these two popular TV spots almost as entertaining as Girls Gone Wild.

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The Manliest Football Fan Ever…

I like football. I like watching football. I like discussing football. I enjoy the humiliation and pain my friends experience when their teams lose. However, I don’t cry like a little bitch in front of my brethren when my favorite teams lose…and they lose plenty. ** ** I did cry once… but I was by […]

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David vs. Goliath: Super Bowl XLIII

I ‘m sure many Steelers fans counted on their team going to the Superbowl before the season even started. And with the best defense in the league who could really blame them. On the flip side, nobody in the universe thought the Cardinals would make it to the Super Bowl. I think the Arizona players […]

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Poop. Sometimes It’s All You’ve Got

This past Monday, a San Diego public defender got a special prize for doing his job. His client that day, Weusi McGowan, is suspected of home invasion robbery. McGowan, being the upset crazy motherfucker that he is, produced a zip lock bag of his own solid bodily waste. He proceeded to smear fecal matter all […]

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Obama Brand Heroin

Congratulations, Mr. President. You now have a brand of Heroin named after you. We brought you some samples in a nice hardwood collectors box but Condoleeza Rice nabbed it on the way out. The Audacity Of Dope Cops: New York dealers sold heroin branded with president’s name JANUARY 23–Add heroin to the scores of products […]

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Nice Work, Associated Press

The Associated Press is a news coop well known for the their professionalism, accurate reporting, and the hordes of information they process and broadcast. Their pictures, however, are just plain terrible at times. Here is one of President Barack Obama shaking the Vice President’s hand. Did anyone in their right mind really think this was […]

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Craigslist Vigilante…

This little gem of an article is definitely a testament to the warrior spirit and the brand of justice that anyone can appreciate. This San Diego Craiglister decided that it wasn’t a good time for him to get mugged: I was the guy with the black leather jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly […]

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