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What is this video exactly? Imagine a world where hot Southern California girls are infected with a virus that gives them the mentality of a testosterone driven man while still retaining their feminine lady bits. Or just watch below and give director Jay Diaz the praise he deserves as he switches the roles of men […]

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The Daily Show and the truth about Newt Gingrich

You can always rely on Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” to say what is on his mind. Although truthfully, he probably has an entire squad of writers feverishly imagining ridiculous ways to express the state of the world and especially the mockery that is the 2012 presidential race. So I do give credit to […]

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Blood, Sweat, Tears, and more Blood

We at Steak Army are huge proponents of the military and the men and women serving. We may not support the political use of this honorable profession, but we do support those who are willing to die for the person on their left and right that they call brother or sister. In that light, here […]

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Stress Relief = The Squirrel Catapult

Squirrels are cute, fuzzy, and like to forage for nuts. They also carry rabies, the plague, and ticks that can kill with Lyme disease. Meanwhile, your pet minions will bring them to you as a sacrifice in hopes of receiving continued food, shelter, and belly rubbings from their deity. Rid yourself of these furry devils […]

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Mechanical Bulls Have Feelings Too…

…and by feelings we mean weight limits. Make sure to watch till the cliffhanger of an ending!

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Chimps = Undercover Muscle

There have been some very notable media capturing events concerning our younger brothers on the evolutionary scale. Most notably, a roving gang of chimpanzees ripped off a man’s testicles while at the zoo. Soon after, a female had her face removed by her adopted son who happened to be a chimp. What is the reoccurring […]

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Tom Cruise Grew A Pair!

We recently saw this image circulating the great wide web of misinformation, nude girls, and madness. We never thought much of Tom Cruise. His movies are at best mediocre. And the dude is certifiably insane almost killing Oprah with his antics (not necessarily a bad thing). But damn, this takes balls…huge balls…the kind that make […]

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Kids Need Close Quarters Battle Skills Too…

This is an older post from DontEvenReply.com. What do we love about this website? The guy is a complete a**hole to people who post classified ads…but in a funny, sincere way of course. The following are classic examples showcasing his prior “military experience.” Check out his site. Operation: Soccer Escort Original ad: I am in […]

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