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Thailand. A vacation paradise with a “little” MMA mixed in.

I am a huge fan of MMA. Mixed martial arts combines the best of several different fighting styles mashing them together to create a furious and bloody battle between two human beings. It is still composed of dedicated fighters who are pure and love what they do. It is what boxing used to be before […]

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The Oakland Raiders…more than just athletes.

I found this heartwarming story while reading up on Alameda County. Nice work Raiders. Oakland, California: A seven-year-old boy was at the center of an Alameda County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and […]

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If you suck at life, please don’t have kids.

I was perusing the internet as I normally do after a large meal of meat and potatoes and I ran across this little gem of environmental philosophy. We as humans should discontinue procreating: not necessarily stop having sex but just stop having kids. I was extremely taken aback the first time I read this because […]

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Economic fallout with a side of credit crisis…Damn you doomsayers to hell!

There is new speculation that the credit crisis the world’s banks are now experiencing may simply be overblown whining by the larger institutions that are having problems. According to Celent, a financial services consultancy that created the report this theory is based on, “governments are pumping masses of public money into the economy across the […]

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The only way to make erectile dysfunction funny!

Words cannot describe how glad I am that there are others like me…watch the video!

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Olga Kurylenko: Russia, you’ve gone and done good.

Olga Kurylenko was in the movie “Hitman.” I instantly decided that a trip to Russia was in order based on the fantasy that every girl there was in some way from the same spectacular gene pool. Of course these plans fell to the wayside due to the economic turmoil that followed. These are the, “I’m […]

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Kenneth Darby gets knocked the fuck out!

St. Louis Ram’s running back Kenneth Darby gets floored by NFL referee Garth DeFelice. What in the hell is going on this weekend and why isn’t this guy playing ball?

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Mortgages, loans, and a boot in your ass.

The financial nightmare that is currently hammering the world has been happening for quite some time now. Plenty of average Americans still have no clue about the hows and whys of this economic meltdown that is literally putting the “smackdown” on seemingly invincible mega companies. This little video has been out for quite a while […]

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