Posted on 16 May 2009. Tags: Denise Milani, Sexy Girls, Sexy Pictures
We at Steak Army are fascinated with Denise Milani. We have dedicated an entire research team to the question of why average males turn into a whimpering fool when shown pictures of this outstanding female specimen. After countless hours of calculated, empirical experimentation that would make Harvard Medical School jealous, Steak Army finally has an […]
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Posted in Featured Posts, Girls That Make My Penis Cry
Posted on 02 April 2009. Tags: Funny, Video
Make sure to stay strong and power through the first minute of this parody. It is a well made piece of lyrical art that will make sure you are up to date with today’s terminology for “choking your chicken.” Feel free to “take your sausage hostage” afterwards. Just make sure to shut your drapes so […]
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Posted on 04 March 2009. Tags: Funny, Jokes
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence?” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.” “This is a […]
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Posted on 03 March 2009. Tags: facebook, Politics, Video
I am a paranoid individual. I shred my snail mail, use an IP address blocker, and never use condoms because of the possibility of nano-processors installed during manufacturing that can track my deviant sexual behavior. Social networking sites are no exception when it comes to big brother’s heavy hands and prying eyes. Put on your […]
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Posted in Featured Videos, The Life and Times as a Citizen of this World
Posted on 02 March 2009. Tags: Gadgets Gifts and Man Toys
Not just a Mini Gun. But the Dillon Aero M-134D Minigun which is capable of firing over 3,000 rounds per minute at a maximum range of 1,100 yards. In addition to its awesome overwhelming firepower, it can be mounted inside an ordinary looking sport utility vehicle. You can easily head to the supermarket or pick […]
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Posted in Featured Videos, Stuff Men Buy
Posted on 18 February 2009. Tags: Jessica Alba, Sexy Girls, Sexy Pictures
Every man knows who Jessica Alba is. Because every man knows who she is, every woman knows as well. She has starred in some pretty good movies and has done some horrible ones as well. Either way she is partly responsible for my premature “habits.” Enjoy the photo set and make sure your keyboards are […]
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Posted on 17 February 2009. Tags: Economics, Finance, Video
According to Rep. Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvania the answer to the above question is a resounding, “Fuck yeah! Things could be really, really bad. I mean Mad Max, Road Warrior bad.” He didn’t exactly say those words but we here at Steak Army felt that a layman’s translation to this informative and eye opening video […]
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Posted in Featured Videos, The Attempt to Pay for Food and Shelter while Drinking and Paying for Sex
Posted on 16 February 2009. Tags: Funny, Pictures, Video
Airplanes seem to be falling out of the sky lately. In reality planes crash pretty much all the time on a global scale. Whether they are large commercial jets or small single engine craft that weigh less than your fat aunt Helga, gravity will eventually catch up and smash you in the face with the […]
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