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Brooke Burke…I Love You!

This brunette cutie was first seen on E’s Wild On! series which took us on a major booze tour of the world’s best places to party your guts and go blind. Expectantly, the show made half the country green with envy with hopes of someday getting away from their nagging significant other as they watched […]

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Hillbillies Get Owned!!!

This video posted back in 2006 is a classic case of not taking sh*t from anyone. It is a somewhat long video but well worth the ending. If you really can’t wait skip to 4:20 (you read that right) and enjoy some good ol’ fashioned bully humiliation.

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Bianca Gascoigne… Another Win for the Brits!

This English beauty has been featured in both Maxim and FHM. As we all know, these two magazines are known for their choice selection of busty, buxom women. Bianca Gascoigne is no exception to the high standard of these

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Racism is soooo 1960’s…

Redhouse Furniture in the middle of “I don’t care where” takes racism by the horns and makes it damn funny. Check out the video and go buy a sofa from “big head” and have him pump some furniture into your home.

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The Laugh That Could Kill

This poor little man is the newest front man for the French Army. He represents the future of warfare as his laugh has been known to wipe out hordes of people within minutes of hearing that high pitch death knell. Of course none of this is true. He is not an operative for the French […]

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President Barack Obama: Where Does Thou Stand?

A high percentage of the American mob that voted for President Obama feel that he is nothing less than Christ reborn. Like any politician, he made various promises and statements during his campaign to procure the necessary votes to win the Super Bowl of elections. Now that he is almost six months into his term, […]

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Creepy is as Creepy Does

This man gives me nightmares. I do feel a sense of regret because I’m sure he is a nice retired gentleman that has nothing better to do but create videos on You Tube. This Christopher Walken / Christopher Lloyd genetic hybrid, however, looks like the type of creature that would lure children into a blacked […]

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Your Magical Accidental Abortion

I love this video from 5secondfilms.com. It is part hellspawn horror flick, part public service announcement warning against being a single mother. If you use contraception now, then you won’t have to worry about this horrific ideal later. …and yes I know the Google ads on this particular page are probably going to suck. The […]

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