This video is incredible. Yes, we know it’s been out for a while now and has over 21,000,000 views. F$%@ you for saying so. It still makes me want to go out and shoot guns, barbecue, step on kittens, and do all sorts of other testosterone filled activities. Rock on, Powerthirst!
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Power Thirst: Part 1 Arrrrgggghhhhh!
Posted on 31 January 2010.
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Recipe for a Better Tomorrow
Posted on 31 January 2010.
Take one part Justin Bieber, one part Jonas Brothers, and the entire cast from TMZ. Mix vigorously and place in an ordinary school bus. Lock this yellow vehicle full of mediocrity, douse in kerosene, and set ablaze in a similar fashion to bananas foster. In a dramatic move against non talented ass clowns,
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First Ever Tactical Beer
Posted on 15 January 2010.
We at Steak Army are very fond of the nutritious elements found in beer: barley, hops, and all sorts of uh…fiber… and other things that I can’t really think of because I’m already drunk. In all reality, we just love beer because it makes the chunky chick next door look like a god damn supermodel. […]
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Death by Ketchup!!!
Posted on 12 December 2009.
Ketchup will kill us all! As I sat there tearing into an outstanding hunk of steak between two pieces of buttered bread, I thought about Ketchup. It’s not that I didn’t have any for my deliciously tremendous potato wedges that came with my meal. I actually had an ample supply. And in between taking bites […]
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The Van of Poop
Posted on 11 December 2009.
Presenting the most awesome work van ever. Happy Weekend, Bitches…
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France vs. Ireland: War!!!
Posted on 10 November 2009.
This is an oldie but goodie that gives the French a good kick in the balls. I could have saved this for St. Patty’s day in March but I felt like insulting France right now. Jacques Chirac, the French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate when […]
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Your Son Is Dead So China Can Mine Copper…
Posted on 01 November 2009.
According to the Associated Press, China has trumped U.S. competitors and gained a foothold in Afghanistan economically by winning a bid for one of the largest untapped copper mines in the world. The potential price tag on this complete mockery of a situation: 3 Billion dollars. While U.S. Soldiers and Marines, Canadian Snipers, British Royal […]
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I Threw My Niece on the Ground!!!
Posted on 24 October 2009.
This new skit from Saturday Night Live really reaches out to those of us that have immense rage. The kind of rage that results in busted cell phones, wrecked household appliances, and a multitude of shattered bones and bodyparts. Even if you don’t suffer from anger management issues, this song will create a body slamming […]
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Random Shenanigans
