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The Japanese – Perversion or Genius?

The Japanese are a phenomenal people. They are an economic powerhouse filled with honor, achievement, and the way of the samurai. And deep down they like to watch women eat shit with a fork and knife while producing some of the best rape** videos on the internet. Their newest gadget that costs a measly $30.00 […]

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American Idol, Poo on You!

Now this video makes me feel a lot of things. 1. I am paying good money when I have kids to make sure they pop out of my significant other’s vagina as testosterone filled men. Yes I said men. They will not slide out as infants but as eighteen year old ogres ready to do […]

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How to Ruin a Nerd’s Day

Nerds come in many flavors. It is a lifestyle choice that people make. However, I don’t believe they should be allowed to marry. There are role-playing nerds from the days of Dungeons and Dragons, computer geeks, and drama club dweebs. One of the most common these days is the World of Warcraft, I don’t have […]

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Girls we want picking up guns!

So recently we did an expose on the female species and their lack of shooting ability. Today, we give tribute to those women who fit the necessary requirement to shoot a lethal weapon: busty, wearing a bikini, and under 130 lbs. Enjoy the Vid….

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And God Created Boobs… Delicious, Lucious Boobs

So my friend sent me this picture the other day. He really was having a hard time because his Catholic upbringing nagged at him not to look. Meanwhile, the man in him wanted to touch his pee pee with the fervor of a

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Barack Obama wants his own security force?

I’ll be honest. Politicians scare me. You can never really know who they are and what they are like. It’s not like you can go to their house and have a beer and watch some porn. But sometimes there is that rare moment when their true personality slips out in a fit of excitement. Mr. […]

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One of the coolest white guys I have ever seen

His name is Dirt Nasty and he is awesome. He raps about cocaine and hot Latina girls. What’s there not to like and admire! Oh….And one of his songs is about having a baby dick. I’m not a big fan of this particular song because it reminds me of the truth and the truth makes […]

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Shooting…the girls can’t drive either!

So I recently went to the shooting range. What better way to relieve pent up stress than destroying paper targets with hot lead traveling at high velocities? Some people like to imagine that the target represents their wife, boss, or some other negative aspect of their life. I personally like to shoot at the unholy […]

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