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Hunting for Dummies…..

My friend and I were discussing the need to revert back to our roots and hunt for food. We have never had the experience of taking the life of a future meal so I decided to do some research. Well, we came across this story. Apparently deer are not the friendly old grandmothers we expected. […]

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The bailout is how much!? How about you lick my &!**!

I want everyone to close their eyes. Actually, read this first and then do what I tell you. Close your eyes and imagine it is a beautiful day outside. It is 78 degrees and a gentle breeze blows across your face. The sound of waves crashing on the sand fills your ears. Yes, you live […]

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In honor of the of the (CA) Proposition 8 Trials and Tribulations…

A tribute to Bruce of Family Guy! The only man crush I’ll ever have.

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Fire + Fat + Gasoline = Fun!

Fat kids always do the craziest things to make friends. At first I felt bad for this poor soul lost in a world of thin and attractive people. But then anyone that does something like this to be cool needs to be put out of their misery.  Watch the video below and see what I […]

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What they don’t tell you about hangovers.

A friend and I recently took the opportunity to do some old fashioned boozing. Now, I am no longer college age which means that everything take longer to heal. Your head seems to hurt more and your kidneys ache just a little bit longer. In college, a man can drink six days in a row, […]

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Bruce Lee’s new career path: Ping Pong!

This is the coolest ping pong related piece of screen real estate since Christopher Walken set foot on the set of “Balls of Fury.”  Watch the video below for a sense of complete awesomeness.

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Happy Hour is now Sad Hour :(

Some breaking news from our neighbors overseas: lawmakers in Britain are now considering banning any sort of reduced pricing on alcoholic beverage during certain time periods. They want to get rid of “Happy Hour” because of the amount of alcohol related deaths and overall bad stuff that happens to your liver when binge drinking. What […]

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You scared the…..oh great I shit myself!

There are a host of shows out there across the world that like to scare the holy bejeezus out of people. The have a show here in the U.S. but it really doesn’t compare to the sadistic pranks other nations come up with. You can’t really argue with the premise. It really is just too […]

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