American Idol, Poo on You!

Now this video makes me feel a lot of things.

1. I am paying good money when I have kids to make sure they pop out of my significant other’s vagina as testosterone filled men. Yes I said men. They will not slide out as infants but as eighteen year old ogres ready to do battle at my word.

2. This makes me want to destroy pop culture by pooping in its mouth when it sleeps. Yes TMZ this means you!

3. Finally I am angry at the average American. Why in hell is it so important who wins American Idol? I know these girls are young but I don’t give a shit. There is some kid in Africa who is bawling and hating life because he just had three grains of rice and a locust for dinner. Not because some douche bag lost American Idol. Get a clue!

Teens Wail Over American Idol Finale – Watch more TV Videos

Leave a Reply