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Creepy is as Creepy Does

This man gives me nightmares. I do feel a sense of regret because I’m sure he is a nice retired gentleman that has nothing better to do but create videos on You Tube. This Christopher Walken / Christopher Lloyd genetic hybrid, however, looks like the type of creature that would lure children into a blacked [...]

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Your Magical Accidental Abortion

I love this video from 5secondfilms.com. It is part hellspawn horror flick, part public service announcement warning against being a single mother. If you use contraception now, then you won’t have to worry about this horrific ideal later. …and yes I know the Google ads on this particular page are probably going to suck. The [...]

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A Song About My Favorite Hobby

Make sure to stay strong and power through the first minute of this parody. It is a well made piece of lyrical art that will make sure you are up to date with today’s terminology for “choking your chicken.” Feel free to “take your sausage hostage” afterwards. Just make sure to shut your drapes so [...]

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Big Brother Loves Facebook

I am a paranoid individual. I shred my snail mail, use an IP address blocker, and never use condoms because of the possibility of nano-processors installed during manufacturing that can track my deviant sexual behavior. Social networking sites are no exception when it comes to big brother’s heavy hands and prying eyes. Put on your [...]

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Miniguns: God’s Can Openers

Not just a Mini Gun. But the Dillon Aero M-134D Minigun which is capable of firing over 3,000 rounds per minute at a maximum range of 1,100 yards. In addition to its awesome overwhelming firepower, it can be mounted inside an ordinary looking sport utility vehicle. You can easily head to the supermarket or pick [...]

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Could Things Be Any Worse?

According to Rep. Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvania the answer to the above question is a resounding, “Fuck yeah! Things could be really, really bad. I mean Mad Max, Road Warrior bad.” He didn’t exactly say those words but we here at Steak Army felt that a layman’s translation to this informative and eye opening video [...]

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As Seen on TV…

Everyone has seen the originals of these infomercials.  One product actually looks pretty useful while the other is just a testament to how fucking lazy people are getting.  Luckily Jacksfilms of YouTube and Junot00 of BREAK.com made these two popular TV spots almost as entertaining as Girls Gone Wild.

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The Manliest Football Fan Ever…

I like football. I like watching football. I like discussing football. I enjoy the humiliation and pain my friends experience when their teams lose. However, I don’t cry like a little bitch in front of my brethren when my favorite teams lose…and they lose plenty. ** ** I did cry once… but I was by [...]

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