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The Daily Show and the truth about Newt Gingrich

You can always rely on Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” to say what is on his mind. Although truthfully, he probably has an entire squad of writers feverishly imagining ridiculous ways to express the state of the world and especially the mockery that is the 2012 presidential race. So I do give credit to [...]

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Blood, Sweat, Tears, and more Blood

We at Steak Army are huge proponents of the military and the men and women serving. We may not support the political use of this honorable profession, but we do support those who are willing to die for the person on their left and right that they call brother or sister. In that light, here [...]

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TSA = Free Heavy Petting

Has it been a while since you felt a woman’s touch? Or a man’s touch for that matter? Would you like to get groped and felt up without paying for dinner and a movie? If the mood is right, maybe score a cavity search by the romantic glow of a mag light? If you answered [...]

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Russians and Pirates Don’t Mix

Russians are a hard people. They wrestle bears. Drink vodka like water. And sometimes, during periods of political rhetoric after drinking vodka and wrestling bears, they have an urge to take back Alaska and point a couple more missiles toward Europe. Recent years have seen an increase in Somali pirate activity and Russia’s response bodes [...]

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I’m Dead. What about my Facebook?

Imagine this hypothetical situation…… You are on Facebook uploading random pictures from the 3rd annual drinking tournament dubbed “The Widow Maker” by your nefarious work buddies. Unfortunately, you came in last place and vomited on your friend’s fiancée, her younger sister, and her newly installed boobs. These types of antics are not new for you [...]

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The Wisdom of Thomas Jefferson

Besides banging hot slave tail, Jefferson is the proud owner of some interesting and quite knowledgeable quotes for his time. Thomas Jefferson’ quotes (April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826): “If the people ever allow private banks to control the issuance of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations [...]

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Your Son Is Dead So China Can Mine Copper…

According to the Associated Press, China has trumped U.S. competitors and gained a foothold in Afghanistan economically by winning a bid for one of the largest untapped copper mines in the world. The potential price tag on this complete mockery of a situation: 3 Billion dollars. While U.S. Soldiers and Marines, Canadian Snipers, British Royal [...]

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President Barack Obama: Where Does Thou Stand?

A high percentage of the American mob that voted for President Obama feel that he is nothing less than Christ reborn. Like any politician, he made various promises and statements during his campaign to procure the necessary votes to win the Super Bowl of elections. Now that he is almost six months into his term, [...]

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